It doesn't get much geekier than this...

Get this, a "science fiction cruise". Some event highlights include:

- Special panel discussions and writing workshops with our guest speakers
- Access to, and dining with guest speakers
- Author readings
- "Beat the Champ" Science Fiction Trivia Quiz
- A writing competition judged by our guest authors
- Midnight Movie Screenings
- Traveling with like-minded readers
- Private receptions
- A fully hosted vacation
- All-inclusive pricing

Stop it already! I can't take all that virtual-squealing-with-glee-in-cyber-space! Mom! Where's my Voltron the Destroyer costume? What's so special about 'midnight movie screenings'...I'd rather be in bed by then. And just what constitutes 'private receptions'? I'm scared to ask.