Ouch!

An open apology to the global community of dial-up access users for the size of my weblog. Mainly, the apology is directed to those poor souls looking for pics of K@l@n P0rter and Br1g1tte B@rd0t * who have to wade through megabytes of my feckless dross to get their prurient interests satisfied.

Will archive this page before the end of 2006 and start afresh in January with regularly scheduled archives. Weekly should do it I think. Until then, browse away and thanks for stopping by and 'You stay classy, San Diego.'

Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

* (for those who think I spelled the two above names oddly, it's done on purpose to attempt to fool search engine bots.)

Update:
Yes, I technically made an error in that this HTML page is/was 65k bytes but the actual time the page takes to load is mostly attributed to the size of the photos therein. So, the actual size of this webpage is currently somewhere in the region of 24.5 MEGAbytes. Sorry for the initial confusion. By the way, my 2005 archive turns out to be a whopping 47.2 megabytes...double-ouch!